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Budz_Slenda Chat Box Moderator
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| Subject: Green Jokes Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:46 am | |
| *Pasyente visit a doctor for a check up. Doctor: anong problema? Pasyente:paki-check lang po itong "ari" ko. Doctor: Ok,hubo' para makita.. Nang makita "ito" ng doctor,napatawa ng malakas ang doctor,dahil singlaki lang ito ng AAA size na battery. Pasyente:nasaan po yong code of ethics nyo.di dapat pagtawan ang isang pasyente. Doctor(try to recover):Sori,di na maulit.Anong problema? Pasyente: Ito nga po,"namamaga" *isang araw may tatlong madre na tumakas sa chapel atpumunta sila sa ilog upang maligo..... ang tatlong madre pagkatapos maligo may parot na nakakita sa kanilang na panti tapos sabi ng parot: pula, puti, pink nabigla ang tatlong madre kung paano n alam ng parot iyon kulay ng panti nila. ( KINABUKASAN NALIGO NA NAMAN CLA INDI CLA NAGPALIT NG PANTI ) naligo n nmn cla sa ilog pagalis n nmn nila sa ilog nkita n nmn nila ang parot at sabi n nmn sabi ng parot: pula, puti, pink ( KINABUKASAN NATAKOT ANG TATLONG MADRE INDI CLA NAGPANTI ) umulit n nmn ang inaasahan ng tatlong madre. parot: KALBO, KULOT, PANOT...... Good Day! | |
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Budz_Slenda Chat Box Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Green Jokes Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:59 am | |
| *sampung taong nakulong si pedro kaya sabi nya paglabas na paglabas nya kailangang mailabas nya ang kanyang init sa katawan. habang naglalakad na sya may nakita syang kambing, sa sobrang kalibugan sabi nya sa sarili pwede nya na to kaya sinimulan na nyang banatan ang kambing. mayamaya may babaing humihingi ng saklolo, pinuntahan nya at sabi ng babae gagawin nya lahat ng gusto ni pedro matulungan lang sya. at tinulungan nga ni pedro. sabi ng babae bilang kabayaran anong gusto mong gawin ko? sabi ni pedro.... miss pakihawakan nga itong kambing ang likot eh....
*Bagong salta c Tasyo(probinsyano) sa amerika,kalalapag plang eroplano sa airport may nakabangga na sya sa daanan magandang dalagang amerikana seksi at ang puti.. Tasyo: "i'm sorry miss,nagmamadali kc ako,he!he!he! Americana: "What!! i don't understand you...f**k You!!!you stupid idiot... Tasyo:(ntuwa sya sa nrinig nya:)" oh,yea!Let's go to the restroom..Let's f**k each other,you can f**k me anytime,anyday,everyday as long as you want.."(sa loob loob ni tasyo)ang lalandi talaga mga americana,easy to get..tama sabi nila na madali lang makuha ang mga kana... Americana:"i heard that! Tasyo:Ngek!"naririnig nya pala ini isip ko..tama pala sabi sabi nila na ang amerika High Tech!.. | |
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Budz_Slenda Chat Box Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Green Jokes Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:02 am | |
| *asawa: darling, ginahasa ako ng gorilla sa bundok lalake: babalikan ko yung gorilla pagkaraan ng ilang oras: lalake:hi darling bumalik na ako asawa: pinatay mo ba yung gorilla? lalake: hindi asawa:ano ang ginawa mo? lalake: ginahasa ko yung asawa ng gorilla
*an arab was interviewed at US chekpoint name pls? arab:abdul aziz
interviewer:sex? arab:6x a week
interviewer:i mean male or female arab:doesn't matter, sumtyms even camel
interviewer:HOLY COW! arab:yes,even cows!
interviewer:oh dear! arab:deer? no deer!me no f**k! dey run too fast! | |
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Budz_Slenda Chat Box Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Green Jokes Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:14 am | |
| may paligsahan ng palakihan ng puki sa astrodome, tatlo ang sumali dito, isang haponesa, isang amerikana at isang pilipina. Ang unang nagpasiklab ay ang haponesa,pinatayo ang mga tao at kinuha lahat ang upuan at ipinasok sa kanyang puki, pumalakpak lahat ang mga tao. at sumunod naman ang americana, lahat ng tao sa astrodome ay ipinasok sa kanyang puki at inilabas ang mga ito, napasigaw at pumalakpak ang mga tao sa laki ng puki ng amerikana.At ang huli ay pilipina, lumabas ito sa astrodome at ang sabi ng mga tao ay talo na ang pilipina, ngunit pagkalipas ng isang minuto, ang astrodome ay biglang dumilim, nagtaka ang mga tao, hindi nila namalayan na nasa loob na pala ng puki nya ang astrodome. | |
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gabrielle
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| Subject: Re: Green Jokes Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:11 am | |
| Isolated Camp Isang U.S. Major ang na-stationed sa isolated na Kampo sa Iraq. Kinabukasan, habang may ispection, napansin ng Major ang isang camel na nakatali sa likuran ng Barracks. Nagtanong siya sa Sergeant kung bakit may alagang camel sa Kampo.
SGT: Major, dito sa kampo, masyadong malayo ang bayan kaya't kung sinuman ang gustong makatikim ng ligaya, nandito naman ang camel.
Major: Bawal mag alaga ng hayop dito sa Kampo pero kung para sa 'morale' ng mga Troops, it's okey with me.
Makalipas ang anim na buwan, hindi na makatiis ang Major kaya't tinawag ang Sarhento.
Major: Dalhin mo dito sa tent ang camel. Walang nagawa ang Sarhento kaya't dinala ang camel sa loob ng tent. Makalipas ang 15 minutes, lumabas ang Major na nakangiti.
Major: Sergeant, ganito ba ang ginagawa ng mga Troops pag nalulungkot sila?
Sergeant: Hindi po Sir, sinasakyan nila ang camel papunta sa bayan para makahanap ng mga babae!
Buddy, Odok/Naagtan, Gubat, Sor. | |
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gabrielle
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| Subject: Re: Green Jokes Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:19 am | |
| Naninigas
Isang araw may isang maganda at seksing-seksing dalaga ang pumunta sa simbahan para mangumpisal at sa madaling salita nangumpisal na nga sa pari.
Dalaga : Father may pagkakasala po ako
Pari : Ano yon iha?
Dalaga : Nag Blow Job po ako kagabi pagkatapos pumatong po ako dun sa lalaki at ipinasok ko po ang kanyang alaga dun sa akin at pagkatapos umindayog po akohanggang kami'y sabay na labasan. Tapos po ay...
Pari : Tama na ineng huwag munang ituloy.
Pari : Ala eh ang TiTi koy naninigas na... | |
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gabrielle
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| Subject: Condoms Pinoy Style Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:23 am | |
| Condoms...Pinoy Style 1. Smart Condoms: Wala nang long distance charges! 2. Cali Condoms: Tastes 10, feels 10! 3. Royal True Orange Condoms: May tunay na pulp bits. 4. Magnolia Condoms: Pinipili ng mapipiling ina 5. Johnson's Baby Condoms: No more tears! 6. Super Dry Condoms: What's on your mind? (No way if it's super dry) 7. White Castle Condoms: Okay lang ang tama, walang hang-over. Sakto ang White Castle (condoms). 8. 7-11, Chowking & Whistle Stop: Open 24 hours (can you beat that?) 9. PAL Condoms: "We apologize for your delay..." (ngek !) 10. PLDT Condoms: Touching lives. 11. Tropical Hut Condoms: Solved ka sa sarap! 12. Lancer GSR Condoms: Pure driving pleasure. 13. Gard Condoms: Wala ng dandruffs! 14. Smart Condoms: "Sa bahay, pinag-Smart (condoms) ko na rin sila. Mas madaling maka-contact." 15. Axe Condoms: ...because first impressions last... 16. Standard Electric Condoms: Free lifetime service. (laban ka?) 17. Makati Condoms: Mahalin natin... Atin 'to. (talaga!) 18. Green Cross Condoms: Di lang pampamilya, pang sports pa. 19. Neozep Condoms: Works fast... real fast! 20. Biogesic Condoms: Safe, even for pregnant women. 21. Terramycin, Nizoral & Robitusin Condoms: If symptoms persist, consult your Doctor! 22. Visine Condoms: Keeps the red out in 60 seconds! 23. Ivory Condoms: Ultra mild. 24. Safeguard Condoms: "Ako ang iyong konsyensya." 25. Palmolive Condoms: Natural na hiyang sa'yo. 26. Ivory Condoms: "Ang gaan-gaan ng feeling. Ang gaan-gaan ng loob ko sa'yo." 27. Dunkin Condoms: Sounds good, tastes even better! 28. RPN 9 Condoms: Leading the way. 29. ABC 5 Condoms: Reaching out to you. 30. GMA 7 Condoms: Where you belong. 31. Smart Condoms: "Ralph, kailan ka uuwi? See you later..." 32. Nescafe Condoms: A classic taste the world enjoys. 33. Boysen Condoms: You cover more surfaces with less coat. 34. Zonrox Condoms: Oks na oks sa konting Zonrox. 35. Purefoods Condom: "Coffee na lang, dear." 36. Condura Condoms: New quiet series with unique anti-rust design!(wow) 37. Winston Condoms: Give me the feeling, give me the taste. 38. Rexona Condoms: It won't let you down. (sure) 39. Coke Condoms: Aloc Acoc... Rapsa! 40. Pepsi Condoms: Singkooooo, Singko na. | |
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starngbayanacu
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| Subject: Re: Green Jokes Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:00 pm | |
| anak ng putakte ang lulupet ng jokes nyu!
..wahahah! | |
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miyaka27
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| Subject: Re: Green Jokes Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:07 pm | |
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starngbayanacu
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| Subject: Re: Green Jokes Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:10 pm | |
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miyaka27
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| Subject: Re: Green Jokes Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:12 pm | |
| Wla BaSta Ang LUPET TlaGa!!!!!!! hehehe........ | |
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Budz_Slenda Chat Box Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Green Jokes Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:58 pm | |
| ahahha lupet ng jokes noh!! wait lng post pa ako ng maraming jokes
jokes lng
pero gagawin ko tlga
jokes!
wahahha
jokes lng.. totoo un!
jokes!!
putcha nababaliw na ako!
jokes! | |
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arianne
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| Subject: Re: Green Jokes Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:48 pm | |
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arianne
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| Subject: Re: Green Jokes Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:00 pm | |
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arianne
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| Subject: Re: Green Jokes Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:17 pm | |
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Budz_Slenda Chat Box Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Green Jokes Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:17 pm | |
| SCIENCE TRIVIA!
Alam mo ba na ang buhok mo sa puwet ay karugtong ng pilik mata? Its true! subukanmong hilain mapapapikit ka! sigurado yan! Try mo! | |
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jessica joyce
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Budz_Slenda Chat Box Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Green Jokes Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:33 pm | |
| Anak: Mommy, anong klaseng hayop po ba ang talong? Ina: Anak, hinde hayop ang talong...gulay yun. Anak: Gulay? eh bakit sabi ni Yaya kay Daddy... "hayop ang talong mo Kuya, ang laki-laki" | |
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jessica joyce
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Budz_Slenda Chat Box Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Green Jokes Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:38 pm | |
| ahahha
xempre experience ko sa yaya yan\
jokeess! | |
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jessica joyce
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miyaka27
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| Subject: Re: Green Jokes Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:40 pm | |
| ang GREEN tLaGa ng MgA uTAk nYo !!!!!
Grabe.... | |
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aldrin
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| Subject: Re: Green Jokes Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:38 am | |
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Budz_Slenda Chat Box Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Green Jokes Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:01 am | |
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starngbayanacu
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| Subject: Re: Green Jokes Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:14 pm | |
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