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starngbayanacu
 
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Budz_Slenda
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| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:03 pm | |
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jessica joyce
 
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Budz_Slenda
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| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:39 pm | |
| Bakit “TT” ang tawag sa male sex organ?
Kasi pag may hubad
TAYO ngTAYO
Pag excited
TIGAS ngTIGAS
Pag natapos
TULO ngTULO
o ikaw,
TT rin…
TAWA ngTAWA! | |
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Budz_Slenda
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| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:40 pm | |
| A fat farmer ws n d CR tryng 2 fLush his ‘uu’ wen sudNLy d t0iLet b0wL br0ke& burStd, d ‘uu’ fl0oded in2 d wheatfieLds den P00F! it bcame KUKU KRUNCH!!! | |
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Budz_Slenda
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| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:40 pm | |
| bù2kòl pò b àng utot s pntalon? TITSER: n0! Dèfìnitély not! Rmémber cläss kht gn0 klåkäs ng ùtòt d yn bù2köl STUDENT: Kainis! Taè tlga 2!!! | |
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Budz_Slenda
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| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:40 pm | |
| Wasari
amusar
bikul0m
de amunar
talaspaku
amunar
h0m ir
de pekre
al madukurar
h0m h0m
puran!
Binasa m0h??
0rasy0n yan
Pampa-itim ng PUWET..Hehehe! | |
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Budz_Slenda
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| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:41 pm | |
| MGA KATOTOHANAN:
Hindi lahat ng kinakalabit ay gitara.
Hindi lahat ng binobomba ay poso.
Hindi lahat ng pinapasukan ay eskuwelahan.
Hindi lahat ng nilalabasan ay exit.
Hindi lahat ng isinusubo ay kanin.
Hindi lahat ng pinipisil ay pisngi
At hindi lahat ng pisngi nsa mukha
Hindi lahat ng tumatayo may paa
Pero lahat ng may ulo ay tumatayo.
Hindi lahat ng binibiyak ay prutas
Pero lahat ng mani ay binibiyak.
At LAHAT NG BERDE ANG ISIP NGINGITI! | |
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Budz_Slenda
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| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:54 pm | |
| Hinipo ng pari ang legs ng madre.
Madre: Father, Psalm 129!
Pari: Sorry!
Pag uwi ng pari hinanap nya sa bible ang Psalm 129 at binasa: GO HIGHER AND FINE GLORY :::::
Pari: SUS GINOON IDAY!!!! Kung alam ko lang na gusto mo rin....Gugulong ka sa sarap...!!!! | |
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Budz_Slenda
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| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:56 pm | |
| may dalawang mag kaibigang kuto na nag kukuwentuhan.
kuto 1:alam mo pare matindi ang sipon ko kasi napadpad ako sa bigote ng lalaking may sipon.
kuto 2: madaling remedyuhan yan, dapo ka lang sa b*bol ng isang chickas at pag ihi non magiginhawan ka dahil mainit.
after one day... nag kita muli ang mag kaibigan
kuto 2: pare, anong nang yare sa iyo at lalo ka yatang sinipon?
kuto 1: Pare, sinunod kong utos mo, dumapo ako sa sang b*lbol ng babae at nung umihi siya naginhawahan ako at nakatulog tuloy ako... pero nung pag gising ko nagulat ako at nandoon na namn ako sa bigote nung lalaki. | |
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Budz_Slenda
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| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:56 pm | |
| LOLA
LOLA : Paraaaa!!!
DRIVER : Bakit po, lola?
LOLA : I-ihi ako!
DRIVER : Sabi nyo i-ihi lang kayo e ba't umutot pa kayo?
LOLA : Tutoy, pag may ulan, may kulog!!!! | |
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Budz_Slenda
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| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:56 pm | |
| Tatlong misis ang nagpapalakihan ng ari ng mga mister nila:
Mrs. 1 : Sa Mr. ko parang Super Lolo, ang laki!!!
Mrs. 2 : Sa Mr. ko parang dynamite!!!
Mrs. 3 : Wala yan sa Mr. ko, parang "watusi"
Mrs. 1 & 2 : NGEK!!!
Mrs. 3 : Maliit nga pero dami naman putok!!!! | |
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Budz_Slenda
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| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:59 pm | |
| May bagong kasal at honeymoon time na. Siyempre! Si lalaki, hindi papayag na isa lang sa isang gabi ng honeymoon. Kaya magdamag na nagk*ntutan ang dalawa. Morning, nagising si babae:
Babae: Tanong n'ya sa Lalaki, Hon, ano'ng gusto mong breakfast?
Lalaki: Breakfast, Ikaw!
Eh di, kant*tan na naman.
Lunch, nagising si babae:
Babae: Tanong n'ya sa Lalaki, Hon, anong gusto mong lunch?
Lalaki: Lunch, Ikaw!
Eh di, kant*tan na naman.
Dinner, nagising si babae:
Babae: Tanong n'ya sa Lalaki, Hon, anong gusto mong dinner?
Lalaki: Dinner, Ikaw!
So, magdamag na naman silang nagkant*tan hanggang makatulog.
Morning, nagising si lalaki, wala sa tabi n'ya si babae. hanap siya at nakita n'ya si babae na nasa hagdanan, nakahubo't-hubad na nagpapadulas sa hawakan ng hagdanan.
Tanong ng lalaki: Hon, anong ginagawa mo d'yan sa hagdanan?
Sagot ng babae: Heto Hon, iniinit ko itong breakfast mo! | |
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aldrin
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| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:47 pm | |
| ang tindi ni aldous daming alam waheha | |
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Budz_Slenda
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| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:32 pm | |
| kunwari ka pa mas marami ka pang ngang alam eh!! ahahha  | |
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jessica joyce
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| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:59 pm | |
| prang natatandaan ko ung panty joke na yan prang sinabi ko na saiyo yn | |
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| | Subject: Re: Green Jokes Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:31 am | |
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jessica joyce
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